obscuviate - When you do something that looks like work but is just a dis

When you do something that looks like work but is just a distraction, usually on Friday afternoons; might cause your boss to throw a coffee at you.

I’m not avoiding work, I’m just being a work-pretender.

I’m not being lazy, I’m just being a fun-pretender.

I’m not slacking off, I’m just being a professional joker.