obscuviate

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To skip your job by doing something that looks like work but is actually just messing around, usually on Friday afternoons; might make your boss want to punch you.

I'm not slacking off, I'm just doing my job in a more entertaining way.

I'm not avoiding work, I'm just giving it a vacation.

I'm not being lazy, I'm just being creatively unemployed.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

When you fake being busy at work just to not do your actual job, usually on Fridays; might cause your coworkers to throw a snack at you.

I’m not avoiding work, I’m just giving it a break.

I’m not slacking off, I’m just taking a short holiday.

I’m not being lazy, I’m just being cleverly unproductive.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

When you trick your brain into thinking you're working, but you're really just having fun, usually on Friday afternoons; might make your boss yell at you.

I’m not avoiding work, I’m just taking a mental vacation.

I’m not being lazy, I’m just being fun-pretending.

I’m not slacking off, I’m just being a professional joker.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

When you pretend to work just so you don't have to do the real work, usually on Friday afternoons; might lead to a group snack attack from your coworkers.

I’m not avoiding work, I’m just being a clever fake worker.

I’m not being lazy, I’m just being a fun-pretender.

I’m not slacking off, I’m just being a work-hater.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

When you do something that looks like work but is just a distraction, usually on Friday afternoons; might cause your boss to throw a coffee at you.

I’m not avoiding work, I’m just being a work-pretender.

I’m not being lazy, I’m just being a fun-pretender.

I’m not slacking off, I’m just being a professional joker.

by Slangipedia 1d ago