Obscurics
The state of being insignificant on your own birthday: It’s like your birthday party was so small, you didn’t even know you had a party.
My birthday was so obscurics, I didn’t even know I had a birthday until my mom texted me and said, 'Do you remember your birthday?'
'No.'
'You don’t even remember your birthday?'
'No, I don’t.'
'You’re a lost cause.'
My birthday was so obscurics, I didn’t even know it was my birthday until I saw a cake and I was like, 'What the hell is this?'
My birthday was so obscurics, I didn’t even know I had a birthday until my dad said, 'You’re turning 10 today.'
'What?'
'You’re turning 10 today.'
'I didn’t even know I had a birthday.'
'You’re a lost cause.'