Obscurics

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Hard to understand: It’s like someone spilled coffee on your brain and then tried to explain it while wearing a blindfold.
My math teacher’s explanation was so obscurics, I thought I was solving a mystery from the 1800s.
He said, 'It’s like a quantum chicken crossing the road,' and I was like, 'What?' 'You don’t know quantum chicken?' 'No, I don’t.' 'You’re a lost cause.'
My cousin’s speech was so obscurics, I needed a dictionary, a translator, and a therapist.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Indistinct: You can’t tell if it’s a shadow, a ghost, or just your uncle trying to sneak a second helping of pie.
The voice on the phone was so indistinct, I thought it was my mom, my grandma, and a raccoon all talking at once.
He whispered, 'I love you,' but it came out like, 'I lova you,' and I was like, 'What the hell?' 'You’re just not listening.' 'You’re not making sense!'
The picture was so indistinct, I thought my dog was wearing a hat and my cat was doing yoga.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Unimportant or unknown: It’s like that thing in the back of your closet that you hope never sees the light of day.
That song was so obscurics, I didn’t even know it existed until my ex texted me and said, 'Do you remember that song?' 'No.' 'You don’t even remember that song?' 'No, I don’t.' 'You’re a lost cause.'
He said it was a famous book, but I didn’t even know it was a book until I saw it on a shelf with a bunch of other books I had never heard of.
That guy was so obscurics, I didn’t know he existed until I saw him in a commercial and I was like, 'Who the hell is that?'
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Known to few people: It’s like that weird kid in class who sits in the back and eats chips during math and no one even knows their name.
That band was so obscurics, I didn’t even know they existed until my uncle texted me and said, 'Do you remember that band?' 'No.' 'You don’t even remember that band?' 'No, I don’t.' 'You’re a lost cause.'
That movie was so obscurics, I didn’t even know it existed until I saw it on a shelf with a bunch of other movies I had never heard of.
That country was so obscurics, I didn’t even know it existed until I saw it on a map and I was like, 'Who the hell is that?'
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Dim: It’s like your brain is covered in a blanket and someone turned off the lights.
That room was so dim, I thought I was in a cave with a bunch of bats and a raccoon.
He said, 'I can see you,' but it was so dim, I thought he was talking to a ghost.
That movie was so dim, I thought I was watching it in a cave with a bunch of bats and a raccoon.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A commonly used word in the dictionary of the Hipster: It’s like the Hipster is trying to impress you with a word that means 'you wouldn’t understand' or 'probably never heard of.'
He said, 'It’s obscurics,' and I was like, 'What the hell is that?' 'You don’t know obscurics?' 'No, I don’t.' 'You’re a lost cause.'
She said, 'It’s obscurics,' and I was like, 'What the hell is that?' 'You don’t know obscurics?' 'No, I don’t.' 'You’re a lost cause.'
He said, 'It’s obscurics,' and I was like, 'What the hell is that?' 'You don’t know obscurics?' 'No, I don’t.' 'You’re a lost cause.'
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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The state of being insignificant on your own birthday: It’s like your birthday party was so small, you didn’t even know you had a party.
My birthday was so obscurics, I didn’t even know I had a birthday until my mom texted me and said, 'Do you remember your birthday?' 'No.' 'You don’t even remember your birthday?' 'No, I don’t.' 'You’re a lost cause.'
My birthday was so obscurics, I didn’t even know it was my birthday until I saw a cake and I was like, 'What the hell is this?'
My birthday was so obscurics, I didn’t even know I had a birthday until my dad said, 'You’re turning 10 today.' 'What?' 'You’re turning 10 today.' 'I didn’t even know I had a birthday.' 'You’re a lost cause.'
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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