obscurant
A word that hipsters throw around like it means something, but it really just means they’re trying to sound cool.
My friend used 'obscurant' in a sentence, he sounded like he just woke up from a nap.
My teacher said 'obscurant' in class, he looked like he was trying to impress the principal.
My neighbor used 'obscurant' in a conversation, he looked like he had a brain.