Obscene Nerd
An ugly Italian scholar who thinks being ugly and reading too much is the height of coolness. They’re like a walking insult with a library card.
My uncle is an obscene nerd. He reads books while eating cereal and talks about ancient Rome during dinner.
That kid in history class is an obscene nerd. He knows more about the Roman Empire than my teacher knows about grammar.
My mom called me an obscene nerd because I quoted Julius Caesar during a video game battle.