Obscene Nerd

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A smelly Italian bookworm who thinks being ugly and studying too much makes them cool. They’re like a human encyclopedia with a bad attitude.
My cousin is an obscene nerd. He wears socks with sandals and talks about calculus during lunch.
That kid in math class is an obscene nerd. He solved the quadratic formula before I even knew what it was.
My mom called me an obscene nerd because I ate pizza for breakfast and did my homework at the same time.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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An ugly Italian scholar who thinks being ugly and reading too much is a superpower. They’re like a walking insult with a degree.
My brother is an obscene nerd. He wears a tuxedo to the grocery store and reads books in the shower.
That guy at the library is an obscene nerd. He talks to himself and yells at the books.
My teacher called me an obscene nerd because I quoted Shakespeare during the pep rally.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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An Italian kid who thinks being ugly and studying too much is the best thing ever. They’re like a human textbook with a bad hair day.
My friend is an obscene nerd. He wears glasses that are too big and reads during recess.
That boy in science class is an obscene nerd. He knows more about atoms than my dad knows about money.
My dad called me an obscene nerd because I did my math homework while eating tacos.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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An ugly Italian scholar who thinks being ugly and reading too much is the height of coolness. They’re like a walking insult with a library card.
My uncle is an obscene nerd. He reads books while eating cereal and talks about ancient Rome during dinner.
That kid in history class is an obscene nerd. He knows more about the Roman Empire than my teacher knows about grammar.
My mom called me an obscene nerd because I quoted Julius Caesar during a video game battle.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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A smelly Italian bookworm who thinks being ugly and studying too much makes them the king of everything. They’re like a walking insult with a PhD.
My cousin is an obscene nerd. He wears the same socks for a week and solves equations during breakfast.
That kid in algebra class is an obscene nerd. He knows more about numbers than my brother knows about sports.
My dad called me an obscene nerd because I studied for a test while eating pizza and watching TV.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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An Italian kid who thinks being ugly and reading too much is the best way to be cool. They’re like a human textbook with a bad attitude and a library card.
My brother is an obscene nerd. He reads books in the shower and talks about Greek mythology during lunch.
That kid in literature class is an obscene nerd. He knows more about books than my teacher knows about math.
My mom called me an obscene nerd because I quoted Homer during a math test.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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