obscene mobscene
A situation so messy and packed that you might as well be in a meat grinder with a bunch of screaming lunatics.
The gym was a mobscene. I saw a guy try to do a push-up and got tackled by a kid who was wearing a dinosaur costume.
At the school dance, it was a mobscene. I couldn’t even find my friend because someone had stolen her shoes.
The mall during the holidays is a mobscene. I got elbowed by a guy who was trying to grab the last snow globe.