obscene mobscene

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A bunch of people so packed in that you can’t even think straight, and trying to do anything is like trying to punch a brick wall with your bare hands.
At the concert, I got stuck behind a guy who was eating a whole pizza. It was like a mobscene in a meat factory.
The subway was so full I had to breathe through my mouth like a fish out of water. Obscene mobscene, pure and simple.
The line for the best chicken nuggets in town was a mobscene. I got bumped into by a kid who was wearing a chicken costume.
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A situation so messy and packed that you might as well be in a meat grinder with a bunch of screaming lunatics.
The gym was a mobscene. I saw a guy try to do a push-up and got tackled by a kid who was wearing a dinosaur costume.
At the school dance, it was a mobscene. I couldn’t even find my friend because someone had stolen her shoes.
The mall during the holidays is a mobscene. I got elbowed by a guy who was trying to grab the last snow globe.
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When a place gets so crowded that you might as well be in a meat locker with a bunch of angry people who don’t know how to stand still.
The movie theater was a mobscene. I got bumped by someone who was trying to eat a whole bag of popcorn with their hands.
The concert was a mobscene. I got pushed by a guy who was wearing a hat that said ‘I Love My Dog’ and he had a real dog with him.
The line for the best hot dog in town was a mobscene. I got jostled by a kid who was trying to balance a hot dog on his head.
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A place where everyone is so close that you can’t even think, and trying to do anything feels like getting hit by a bus full of angry people.
The bus was a mobscene. I got squished between two guys who were arguing over who had the better phone.
The party was a mobscene. I got stepped on by a kid who was wearing socks that were covered in glitter.
The store was a mobscene. I got bumped by someone who was trying to grab the last candy bar and had a full bag of chips in their hand.
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