I wore a hoodie and jeans to school today. They laughed at me and said, 'You're so basic.' I said, 'At least I don't look like a walking Instagram post.'

I tried to sit with them at lunch, but they all turned away and said, 'We don't hang out with basic people.' I just walked away and said, 'Basic people don't need you.'

I saw one of them wearing a shirt that said 'I'm too cool for school.' I said, 'You're not cool. You're just desperate.'