Obscene Kids

My math teacher called me a disgrace because I didn't do my homework. I just rolled my eyes and said, 'Whatever, I'm way better than you.'

I walked past the lunch table and they all stared at me like I had two heads. I just smiled and said, 'What? You don't like my vibe?'

I got into a fight with the principal because he said I was 'disrupting the peace.' I said, 'I'm not disrupting the peace. I'm making it better.'

I wore a hoodie and jeans to school today. They laughed at me and said, 'You're so basic.' I said, 'At least I don't look like a walking Instagram post.'

I tried to sit with them at lunch, but they all turned away and said, 'We don't hang out with basic people.' I just walked away and said, 'Basic people don't need you.'

I saw one of them wearing a shirt that said 'I'm too cool for school.' I said, 'You're not cool. You're just desperate.'

I was walking down the hallway and one of them said, 'Watch out, I'm coming through.' I said, 'You're not coming through. You're just walking.'

At lunch, I asked them what they were doing, and they said, 'We're saving the world.' I said, 'You're not saving the world. You're just being annoying.'

I saw one of them talking to themselves in the bathroom. I walked in and said, 'Are you lost or are you just pretending to be a hero?'