O'brienism
A way of talking that’s so ridiculous it makes your brain hurt, like when you laugh at stuff that doesn’t make sense.
Hey, did you know a chicken can be a philosopher? I just asked it a question and it stared at me like I was crazy.
I told my mom I was going to be a clown when I grew up, and she said, 'You already are one.'
My dog just asked me why the sky is blue, and I said, 'Because it’s tired of being purple.'