My friend talked like an O'Brien. He said, 'I ate a sandwich.' I said, 'That’s not funny.' He said, 'It is, it is.'

My teacher talked like an O'Brien. He said, 'I am the best teacher.' I said, 'No, you’re the worst.'

My sister talked like an O'Brien. She said, 'I am going to the mall.' I said, 'You are the worst person in the world.'