O'Brien

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A direct descendant of Brian Boru, the last great king of Ireland. He was basically the biggest boss ever, and if he was your ancestor, you probably got the worst genes.

My cousin is an O'Brien. He claims to be a king. I asked him if he could beat me up. He said he could, but he also said he might cry.

My history teacher said O'Briens were royalty. I said, 'So what? They’re still annoying.'

I got a tattoo of Brian Boru. Now I’m part O’Brien. I can’t wait to be yelled at by my ancestors.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

A sneaky, sadistic guy in the Ministry of Love who made Winston Smith's life a living hell. He was like the worst teacher who also had a job in the torture room.

O'Brien is the reason I failed my math test. He tortured me with numbers. I still have nightmares about division.

I think O'Brien would have tortured my mom if she didn't give him a good tip.

O'Brien should be in a horror movie. He's not in one, but he might as well be.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

A fake white supremacist who George Costanza made up to get a limo ride. He lied so bad, he almost got eaten by a mob or shot by a bunch of angry neo-Nazis.

George said he was a white supremacist. The mob believed him. They almost turned him into a meatball.

George's lie was so bad, O'Brien almost got a bullet to the brain.

George said he was a white supremacist. The only thing he was was a coward.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

A math teacher from Middletown, Rhode Island who is the worst teacher ever. He doesn’t care if you understand math. He just cares about giving you a zero.

O’Brien said zero is the best grade. I said zero is the worst grade. He gave me a zero for that.

O’Brien taught me math for three years. I still don’t know what 2 + 2 is. He gave me a zero for that.

O’Brien creeps on girls. I think he’s trying to give them a zero for being cute.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

A way of talking that is silly and makes everything sound funny. You use it when you want to be the class clown.

My friend talked like an O'Brien. He said, 'I ate a sandwich.' I said, 'That’s not funny.' He said, 'It is, it is.'

My teacher talked like an O'Brien. He said, 'I am the best teacher.' I said, 'No, you’re the worst.'

My sister talked like an O'Brien. She said, 'I am going to the mall.' I said, 'You are the worst person in the world.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago

Dylan O’Brien is the best human being on earth. He has the best laugh and smile. He is so good, he makes everyone happy. No one should ever try to hurt him.

Dylan O’Brien is the most beautiful person. He makes my day. He makes me laugh. He is a gift from god.

I see Dylan O’Brien and I feel happy. He is the best. He is amazing. He is perfect.

Dylan O’Brien is so good, he should be the president. He should be the best teacher. He should be the best friend.

by Slangipedia 7d ago