obreanna - Is a pizza queen. She’s the Hawaiian pie of your dreams, the

Is a pizza queen. She’s the Hawaiian pie of your dreams, the pineapple to your ham.

Obreanna is the pizza god. You’re just the guy who eats it and wishes it was better.

That pizza? Obreanna made it. You? You’re just the sad guy who tried to eat it cold.

Obreanna is the pizza. You’re the guy who got a burn from it and still ate it.