obreanna

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Is a pizza queen. She’s the Hawaiian pie of your dreams, the pineapple to your ham.

Obreanna is the pizza god. You’re just the guy who eats it and wishes it was better.

That pizza? Obreanna made it. You? You’re just the sad guy who tried to eat it cold.

Obreanna is the pizza. You’re the guy who got a burn from it and still ate it.

Grab Obreanna by the slice (take another why don’t you?).

Grab Obreanna by the slice. You just did. Why don’t you take another? You’re welcome.

Obreanna is the slice. You’re the guy who grabbed it and then asked for more. Smart move.

Grab Obreanna by the slice. Then take another. You’re a legend now.