Obrah
To be an Obrah is to be a broken mess who thinks they're perfect. You'll get headaches, light yagami, and hentai. If you're not athletic, it's even worse. You'll need to find Jim L. Dangle, a smelly guy who says he can fix you. But he probably just wants your cheese.
Obrah: 'I'm going to be rich.' Then he sold his last bucket for a bag of chips.
Obrah: 'I'm going to the Far East.' Then he got lost in the grocery store.
Obrah: 'I'm the best at everything.' Then he got beaten by a chicken.