Obrah

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An Obrah is like Tobias Fünke but worse. You get sad easy, but you also think you're the king of the world. If you're an Obrah and you're not athletic, you'll get headaches, light yagami, and hentai. You'll need to go to the Far East and find Jim L. Dangle, who's a smelly old man who claims he can cure your dumbness.
Obrah: 'I'm the best at everything.' Then he trips over his own feet.
Obrah: 'I don't need any help.' Then he cries into a bucket of cheese.
Obrah: 'I'm going to the Far East.' Then he took a wrong turn at the mall.
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To be an Obrah is to be a broken mess who thinks they're perfect. You'll get headaches, light yagami, and hentai. If you're not athletic, it's even worse. You'll need to find Jim L. Dangle, a smelly guy who says he can fix you. But he probably just wants your cheese.
Obrah: 'I'm going to be rich.' Then he sold his last bucket for a bag of chips.
Obrah: 'I'm going to the Far East.' Then he got lost in the grocery store.
Obrah: 'I'm the best at everything.' Then he got beaten by a chicken.
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An Obrah is a crybaby who thinks they're cool. They get headaches, light yagami, and hentai. If they're not athletic, it's even worse. They'll run off to the Far East to find Jim L. Dangle, who smells like old cheese and says he can fix them. But he's just a scam artist.
Obrah: 'I'm the greatest.' Then he cried over a crumb of cheese.
Obrah: 'I'm going to find the healer.' Then he got lost in the mall.
Obrah: 'I'm going to be rich.' Then he bought a hat with a coupon.
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