Obphranities
A made-up swear word that sounds dirty but is just a fancy way of saying something simple. Like when you try to sound like a tough guy but you’re just a softie with a big mouth.
‘She called me a ‘titilation’ and I said, ‘I’m not even a little bit titilated.’’
‘He said, ‘I’m gonna kick your a***,’ but then he tripped over a chair.’
‘I told my mom I was gonna eat the whole cake and she said, ‘You’re a f***ing goblin.’’