Obphranities

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A fake swear word that sounds like it should be dirty, but it’s just stupid. Like when you say something that’s not even close to being bad, but you hope it is.
'I’m gonna eat this whole pizza, you fat f***ing blob.'
'You just called me a goblin? I’m gonna goblin you back!'
‘I can’t believe you used ‘titilations’ in a sentence. That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard.’
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A word that tries to be a swear word but fails. It’s like when you try to sound cool and just end up sounding like a dork.
‘I’m so f***ed, I just used ‘gesticulations’ in a text.’
‘He called me a ‘gesticulation’ and I called him a ‘guy who wears socks with sandals’.’
‘I tried to be cool, but I just said ‘I need some Lay’s’ in a group chat.’
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A made-up swear word that sounds dirty but is just a fancy way of saying something simple. Like when you try to sound like a tough guy but you’re just a softie with a big mouth.
‘She called me a ‘titilation’ and I said, ‘I’m not even a little bit titilated.’’
‘He said, ‘I’m gonna kick your a***,’ but then he tripped over a chair.’
‘I told my mom I was gonna eat the whole cake and she said, ‘You’re a f***ing goblin.’’
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A word that tries to be dirty but is just a bunch of letters that don’t mean anything. Like when you make up a swear word just because you think it sounds cool.
‘I said, ‘I’m gonna f***ing gesticulate you to death.’’
‘She said, ‘I’m so titilated, I’m gonna eat this whole pizza.’’
‘He texted me, ‘I need some Lay’s and a f***ing goblin.’’
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A word that sounds like it should be bad, but it’s just a normal word with a fancy name. Like when you think you’re being edgy, but you’re just being dumb.
‘He said, ‘I’m gonna titilate you with this pizza.’’
‘I texted her, ‘You’re a f***ing goblin and I’m gonna gesticulate you.’’
‘He said, ‘I need some Lay’s, a goblin, and a titilation.’’
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