O.B.P. Turd
An OBP Turd is the kind of poop that makes you question your life choices. It’s like a brick from the devil. You might need a toilet snake, a curse, and a really strong stomach to survive it.
My OBP Turd was so big, my toilet screamed.
That turd was so big, it took the whole family to move it.
I had to use a plunger, a mop, and a curse to get it out.