O.B.P. Turd

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An OBP Turd is like the poop from a giant, angry alien. It’s so big, heavy, and dense that it could knock your toilet out of commission. It might need a fire hose, a plunger the size of a truck, and a curse or two to get it unstuck.
My poop was so big, I had to call the fire department.
My OBP Turd made the toilet explode. Literally.
That turd was so big, it took three people to move it.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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An OBP Turd is a poop so massive, it could win a battle. It’s like a giant meatball made of pure misery. You might need a shovel and a prayer to get it out of the toilet.
My OBP Turd was so big, it got stuck in the neighbor’s toilet.
I had to dig it out with a spoon and a curse.
That turd was so big, it took two minutes just to float.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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An OBP Turd is the kind of poop that makes you question your life choices. It’s like a brick from the devil. You might need a toilet snake, a curse, and a really strong stomach to survive it.
My OBP Turd was so big, my toilet screamed.
That turd was so big, it took the whole family to move it.
I had to use a plunger, a mop, and a curse to get it out.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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