O.B.P. Turd
An OBP Turd is a poop so massive, it could win a battle. It’s like a giant meatball made of pure misery. You might need a shovel and a prayer to get it out of the toilet.
My OBP Turd was so big, it got stuck in the neighbor’s toilet.
I had to dig it out with a spoon and a curse.
That turd was so big, it took two minutes just to float.