oborawatabinast
Oborawatabinast has the hair of a thousand dead rats and the footwork of a demon. He’s the king of the pitch, or as we say in the neighborhood, the futból freak.
I saw Oborawatabinast’s hair once, and it looked like it had been through a war and a bad breakup.
He kicked the ball so fast, my dog ran out of the house and hid in the woods.
My dad said Oborawatabinast’s hair is so bad, it’s like watching a horror movie on a broken screen.