oborawatabinast

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#soccer king#toilet hair#butt kicker

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He’s got hair so black and thick it looks like it’s been dipped in a toilet and left to rot. People call him Oborawatabinast, the soccer king who kicks butts and takes names.
My cousin says he’s the only guy who can beat my dad at futból and still have time to cuss him out.
My teacher said Oborawatabinast’s hair is so gross, it makes the lunchroom look like a crime scene.
My dog tried to chew Oborawatabinast’s hair and got banned from the park.
by Slangipedia 21h ago
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Oborawatabinast’s hair is so gross it’s like a greasy pizza that’s been left out in the rain. He’s the best at soccer, but he’s also the worst at personal hygiene.
My mom says Oborawatabinast’s hair smells like old socks and regret.
He once kicked a goal so hard, the ball hit my brother in the face and knocked out his lunch.
My friend tried to touch his hair and now he has a rash and a new nickname: 'The Hair of Doom'.
by Slangipedia 21h ago
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Oborawatabinast has the hair of a thousand dead rats and the footwork of a demon. He’s the king of the pitch, or as we say in the neighborhood, the futból freak.
I saw Oborawatabinast’s hair once, and it looked like it had been through a war and a bad breakup.
He kicked the ball so fast, my dog ran out of the house and hid in the woods.
My dad said Oborawatabinast’s hair is so bad, it’s like watching a horror movie on a broken screen.
by Slangipedia 21h ago
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