OBooX
You're a guy named Brown and you go on a long trip with your second girlfriend to the OBX, and she makes you lose your phone so you can't talk to your bros.
Bro: "Why are you so quiet?" Me: "She took my phone." Bro: "You're like a prisoner."
Text from bro: "Did she take your phone again?"
Bro: "You're on vacation. Why are you sad?" Me: "She took my phone." Bro: "That's the worst."