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When you're a guy named Brown and you take your second girlfriend on a vacation to the OBX, and she takes your phone so you can't call your bros or tell them what's happening.
Bro: "You're on vacation?" Me: "Yeah, but she took my phone." Bro: "You're already in trouble."
Text from bro: "Did you forget your phone again?"
Me: "She took my phone." Bro: "You're worse than my ex."