OBooX
You're a guy named Brown and you take your second girlfriend to the OBX for a week, and she takes your phone so you can't tell your bros what's going on.
Bro: "You're on vacation?" Me: "Yeah, but she took my phone." Bro: "That's the worst."
Text from bro: "Why are you so quiet?"
Bro: "You're like a prisoner." Me: "She took my phone." Bro: "That's the worst vacation ever."