obongofon
Obongofon is a person who is kind enough to give you their last cookie. They’re smart, hot, and people think they’re the best. If you have one, don’t let them leave. They’re like a free lunch with extra fries.
My obongofon gave me their last cookie. I ate it. Now I have to live with the guilt.
This obongofon solved my algebra problem. Then they cried because I didn’t.
My obongofon is the only person who thinks my jokes are funny. I don’t even know why.