obongofon

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An obongofon is someone so kind they’ll cry for a dog. They’re a genius, a looker, and everyone’s best friend. If you’re lucky enough to have one, don’t let them go. They’re worth more than your firstborn.
My obongofon cried when my cat ate my homework. I cried too. We both lost.
This obongofon passed my math test for me. Then they cried because I failed.
My obongofon is the only person who thinks my laugh is funny. I’m not even sure it is.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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Obongofon is a person who is kind enough to give you their last cookie. They’re smart, hot, and people think they’re the best. If you have one, don’t let them leave. They’re like a free lunch with extra fries.
My obongofon gave me their last cookie. I ate it. Now I have to live with the guilt.
This obongofon solved my algebra problem. Then they cried because I didn’t.
My obongofon is the only person who thinks my jokes are funny. I don’t even know why.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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An obongofon is someone who will cry for your sad dog. They’re smart, hot, and everyone loves them. If you have one, don’t let them go. They’re like a gift from heaven with a side of drama.
My obongofon cried when my dog ran away. I cried too. I didn’t even like the dog.
This obongofon gave me the answer to my test. Then they cried because I didn’t study.
My obongofon is the only person who thinks my face is cute. I’m not even sure it is.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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Obongofon is someone so kind they’ll cry for your failed math test. They’re smart, hot, and people think they’re the best. If you have one, don’t let them leave. They’re like a free pizza and a hug all in one.
My obongofon cried when I failed my math test. I cried too. I didn’t even care.
This obongofon passed my science test for me. Then they cried because I didn’t.
My obongofon is the only person who thinks my laugh is funny. I don’t even know why.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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An obongofon is a person who is so kind they’ll cry for your broken phone. They’re smart, hot, and everyone’s favorite. If you have one, don’t let them go. They’re like a unicorn with a side of drama.
My obongofon cried when my phone broke. I cried too. My phone was just a phone.
This obongofon solved my problem. Then they cried because I didn’t.
My obongofon is the only person who thinks my jokes are funny. I don’t even know why.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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Obongofon is someone who will cry for your sad dog, your failed test, and your broken phone. They’re smart, hot, and everyone’s favorite. If you have one, don’t let them leave. They’re like a gift from heaven with a side of drama.
My obongofon cried for my sad dog, my failed test, and my broken phone. I cried too. I didn’t even know the dog was sad.
This obongofon cried for everything. I cried too. I didn’t even know why.
My obongofon is the only person who thinks my laugh is funny. I don’t even know why.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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