obongofon
An obongofon is a person who is so kind they’ll cry for your broken phone. They’re smart, hot, and everyone’s favorite. If you have one, don’t let them go. They’re like a unicorn with a side of drama.
My obongofon cried when my phone broke. I cried too. My phone was just a phone.
This obongofon solved my problem. Then they cried because I didn’t.
My obongofon is the only person who thinks my jokes are funny. I don’t even know why.