Obone
The way Obama talks, like he's from another planet and he uses words just to confuse you. It's like Ebonics but with more laziness and less dignity.
He talks like a confused toddler who just ate a whole pizza.
I can't understand a word he says, it's like he's speaking in Obone.
He's so Obone, I think he just made up a new language for no reason.