Obone

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A crazy amount of stupid excitement for Barack Obama, usually when he's talking like a sappy love letter to himself. It's mostly from people who think his words are gold, even though they're just shiny garbage.
I'm so Obone right now, I'm gonna scream at the TV if he says 'change' one more time.
My coworker went Obone during the speech and started crying like a baby.
I got Obone at the campaign rally and now I can't stop yelling 'Yes, we can!' in the grocery store.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A super stupid mistake made by someone in the Obama team, like they're all just brainless monkeys who can't tell the difference between a plan and a dream.
The Obone was so bad, it caused a traffic jam at the White House.
They messed up the economy so much, it's like the Obone was born from a pizza box and a bad decision.
That Obone was so stupid, even the interns were laughing at it.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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The way Obama talks, like he's from another planet and he uses words just to confuse you. It's like Ebonics but with more laziness and less dignity.
He talks like a confused toddler who just ate a whole pizza.
I can't understand a word he says, it's like he's speaking in Obone.
He's so Obone, I think he just made up a new language for no reason.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A really messed up mom, like she's the kind of person who would yell at you for spilling juice on the carpet and then cry about it later.
My mom is so Obone, she yelled at the cat for eating my homework.
That woman is Obone, I swear she could turn a small mistake into a full-blown war.
My aunt is Obone, and she screamed at the TV for 2 hours because of a soap opera.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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When a guy gets a hard-on so bad at work, he's stuck under his desk like a worm in a trap, and no one can help him.
He got Obone during the meeting and was stuck under the desk for 20 minutes.
My friend got Obone during lunch and couldn't move for the rest of the day.
That guy got Obone and started whispering to the printer like it was his best friend.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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When you're trying to focus on work, but your junk decides to get all excited and grow like a weed, and then you're stuck under your desk for the rest of the day.
I was working so hard, and then my Obone hit me like a ton of bricks.
He got Obone and started talking to the copier like it was a romantic partner.
She got Obone and couldn't even lift her head for the rest of the day.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A giant, lazy, cheese-eating monster that slides around on the floor like a penguin on a diet, and it's the worst boss ever.
That Obone is so big, I think it eats the whole office for breakfast.
He's like the Obone from hell, and he just slides around like he's on vacation.
That Obone is so lazy, it can't even stand up to yell at you.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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