Obombanation
Obombanation is when you fall for a guy who looks like he's been in a fight with a sandwich and a blender.
"He looked like he'd been run over by a breakfast truck. I believed him anyway.", @BreakfastDoom
"His hair was wilder than my ex's temper.", @WildHair
"He had the face of a man who once cried in a soup bowl.", @SoupDoom"