Obombanation

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Obombanation is like a middle-aged man trying to remember his first love while eating a greasy burger.

"I can't believe I once believed in that guy. Now I just believe in ketchup.", @BurgerBeliever

"He promised us the moon, and all I got was a bad hair day.", @MoonDoom

"I thought he was gonna save us. Turns out he just wanted a free sandwich.", @FreeSandwichFan

Obombanation is when you think you're getting a miracle, but it's just a really bad lie.

"He said he'd fix the economy. Now I'm broke and I still have to pay for my dad's dentures.", @DentureDoom

"I believed in him so hard, I even believed in his hair.", @HairBelief

"He promised me the world. Now I'm stuck with a secondhand suit and a bad mortgage.", @WorldDoom"

Obombanation is like being seduced by a hot dog vendor who promises you a lifetime supply of hot dogs and then charges you for a side of sadness.

"I trusted that hot dog vendor. Now I have a lifetime supply of regret.", @RegretHotDogs

"He said I'd be rich. Now I'm rich in sadness and bad decisions.", @SadDude

"He promised me the future. The future is just a hot dog and a loan.", @FutureDoom"

Obombanation is when you think you're being saved, but you're actually being set up for a big tax bill.

"He said he'd save us. Now I'm paying for his entire family's tax bill.", @TaxDoom

"I believed in him so much I even believed in his tax plan.", @TaxBelief

"He promised me freedom. Now I'm just free in debt.", @DebtFreedom"

Obombanation is when you fall for a guy who looks like he's been in a fight with a sandwich and a blender.

"He looked like he'd been run over by a breakfast truck. I believed him anyway.", @BreakfastDoom

"His hair was wilder than my ex's temper.", @WildHair

"He had the face of a man who once cried in a soup bowl.", @SoupDoom"

Obombanation is like going on a date with a guy who says he's got everything figured out, but he still can't find his keys.

"He said he had a plan. Now I'm waiting for his keys to show up.", @KeyDoom

"He promised me a future. Now I'm just waiting for his keys.", @FutureKeys

"He had the future in his hands, but he still lost his keys.", @KeyFuture"