Obombanation
Obombanation is like being seduced by a hot dog vendor who promises you a lifetime supply of hot dogs and then charges you for a side of sadness.
"I trusted that hot dog vendor. Now I have a lifetime supply of regret.", @RegretHotDogs
"He said I'd be rich. Now I'm rich in sadness and bad decisions.", @SadDude
"He promised me the future. The future is just a hot dog and a loan.", @FutureDoom"