oboist
A blond oboist is the most annoying, loud, and popular person in the orchestra. They’re like the queen of the oboe section and everyone loves them. Some of them are even cute.
The blond oboist got all the best parts in the concert and I got the worst one.
The blond oboist got a fan club and I got a slap on the wrist.
The blond oboist was the most popular and I was the most unpopular.