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An oboist is a person who plays the oboe and has the patience of a saint and the skill of a monster. They sit right in front of the conductor and scream the oboe part like it owes them money. They’ll probably stab you with a reed knife if you don’t shut up.
The oboist yelled at the flute player for breathing too loud.
During rehearsal, the oboist threw a reed knife at the clarinetist.
The oboist cussed at the conductor for not giving them enough time to play.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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An oboist is someone who plays the oboe so good they could make a dead man cry. They’re friendly, but not all of them. Some are nice. Some are like a cup of coffee, hot and bitter.
The oboist invited me to their birthday party and it was the best party ever.
The oboist cried during the concert and it was the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen.
The oboist said I was the worst friend ever and then gave me a hug.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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An oboist is someone who plays the oboe and is usually the best person you’ll ever meet. Unless they’re the one who stuck you with the second part in the concert.
The oboist said I was the worst musician in the whole world and I believed them.
The oboist helped me when I messed up my solo and I cried.
The oboist told me I was the worst friend ever, but then gave me candy.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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A blond oboist is the most annoying, loud, and popular person in the orchestra. They’re like the queen of the oboe section and everyone loves them. Some of them are even cute.
The blond oboist got all the best parts in the concert and I got the worst one.
The blond oboist got a fan club and I got a slap on the wrist.
The blond oboist was the most popular and I was the most unpopular.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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