oboeist
A person who plays the oboe. They’re usually a loud, angry, and have a bad attitude. They will scream at you for 5 minutes if you make a mistake. They live in a cave with 100 cats and a clarinet.
I’m not screaming. I’m just giving you a warning. The clarinet is not a thing.
You played the wrong note. I will kill you with a reed.
I live in a cave. I have 100 cats. I hate clarinets.