oboeist

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A crazy person who plays the oboe. They’re usually high on stress and caffeine. They’ll punch you in the face if you say the oboe is a clarinet. They probably live in a trash can with 12 cats.

@oboeist123: I don’t care if you’re the president. If you call my oboe a clarinet, I’ll set your office on fire.

My oboe is my life. You don’t mess with my life.

I’ve killed 3 people over the clarinet thing. It’s not a thing. It’s a war.

by Slangipedia 3h ago

A person who plays the oboe. They’re usually bald, grumpy, and have no friends. They will fight you for 3 hours over the oboe. They’re the only ones who understand the pain of reeds.

My reed is broken. I’m broken. My life is broken.

If you call the oboe a clarinet, I will cut you. With a reed.

I once cried in front of 100 people because my oboe was out of tune.

by Slangipedia 3h ago

A person who plays the oboe. They’re usually a loud, angry, and have a bad attitude. They will scream at you for 5 minutes if you make a mistake. They live in a cave with 100 cats and a clarinet.

I’m not screaming. I’m just giving you a warning. The clarinet is not a thing.

You played the wrong note. I will kill you with a reed.

I live in a cave. I have 100 cats. I hate clarinets.

by Slangipedia 3h ago