oboeist
A person who plays the oboe. They’re usually bald, grumpy, and have no friends. They will fight you for 3 hours over the oboe. They’re the only ones who understand the pain of reeds.
My reed is broken. I’m broken. My life is broken.
If you call the oboe a clarinet, I will cut you. With a reed.
I once cried in front of 100 people because my oboe was out of tune.