oboeing
Oboeing is the best offer you can get in life. It’s for when you're desperate and your only choice is to play the oboe.
'Oboeing is the best offer I’ve ever had!', My dad, after I got stuck with the oboe.
If you're offered oboeing, take it. It's better than being a clarinetist.
Oboeing is the best offer, even if you're stuck with a broken reed.