oboeing

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Oboeing is when you play the oboe, practice it, or do anything that involves the oboe. It's like busking, but with more reeds and less dignity.
I was oboeing on the street when my reed broke and I cried.
My oboe is so broken, I'm not even sure if it's oboeing or just suffering.
Oboeing at lunch is the best way to make your teachers lose their minds.
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Oboeing is the best offer you can get in life. It’s for when you're desperate and your only choice is to play the oboe.
'Oboeing is the best offer I’ve ever had!', My dad, after I got stuck with the oboe.
If you're offered oboeing, take it. It's better than being a clarinetist.
Oboeing is the best offer, even if you're stuck with a broken reed.
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The oboe is a wooden instrument that sounds like a dying duck if you're bad at it, but like a god if you're good. It has reeds and keys that make your life a nightmare.
My oboe sounds like a dying duck. I think it's trying to escape my reed.
That oboe player just made me believe I was in heaven.
I tried to play the oboe and it sounded like my dog got run over.
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The oboe is the instrument clarinetists pick up for two seconds and then run away from. It’s complicated, annoying, and makes you want to scream.
I picked up the oboe for two seconds and then ran away. I think I broke my reed.
The clarinetist tried the oboe and it made him cry.
The oboe is complicated, and I don’t even know what half-hole means.
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OBO means you're online but your friends think you're offline. You're just being a sneaky little worm on the internet.
I was OBOing in the middle of class and no one knew.
I was OBOing during the test and got caught.
OBOing is the best way to trick your teachers.
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The oboe is a wooden instrument that sounds beautiful if you're good, or like a dying duck if you're not. It’s complicated and can break your reeds faster than your mom can break your nose.
That oboe player sounds like a dying duck. I think it’s cursed.
The oboe is beautiful when played right. It’s like magic.
My oboe just broke and I'm going to kill the reed.
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The oboe is a pain in the ass to play. It’s expensive, complicated, and only the edgy, self-obsessed kids in Honors play it. They think they're the best, but they're just annoying.
The oboe is a pain in the ass. I tried it and cried.
Only the edgy kids in Honors play the oboe. They think they're gods.
The oboe is expensive, and I can't afford a $30 reed.
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