Oboe player
Oboe players are like the weird cousins of the band. They’re stuck with a tiny reed and a brain that’s been squeezed like a lemon. They don’t care about drama, but if you mess with their reed, you’re in trouble.
My oboe player classmate threatened me with a reed if I didn’t stop teasing her about her hair.
He said he’d rather die than let someone hurt his reed.
She told me she wouldn’t play in the concert if I didn’t stop being a ‘dramatic little reed’.