Oboe player

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Oboe players are like the cool kids who also do homework. They’re either talking your ear off or ignoring you completely. They’re smart, funny, and will keep you laughing even when they’re trying to figure out how to play a song while also making their reed not cry.

I asked my oboe player friend why she’s so calm, and she said, 'I’ve been dealing with reeds for 10 years.'

My oboe player brother can talk about alternate fingerings like it’s a religion.

She laughed at my joke about reeds being the most dramatic things in the world.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

Oboe players are like the weird cousins of the band. They’re stuck with a tiny reed and a brain that’s been squeezed like a lemon. They don’t care about drama, but if you mess with their reed, you’re in trouble.

My oboe player classmate threatened me with a reed if I didn’t stop teasing her about her hair.

He said he’d rather die than let someone hurt his reed.

She told me she wouldn’t play in the concert if I didn’t stop being a ‘dramatic little reed’.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

Oboe players have brains that are so squished from trying to blow air through a tiny reed, they look like they’re drunk. They’re usually girls who don’t care about anything but making their reed survive.

My oboe player friend looked like she was drunk during the concert and still played perfectly.

She said her reed was her only friend.

I asked her why she didn’t care about anything else, and she said, 'My reed needs me.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago