obobies
a lie adults tell kids to keep them from knowing they’re talking about a woman’s breast
Dad: 'She’s got obobies like a big sandwich.' Kid: 'What's a sandwich?'
Mom: 'He’s got obobies that could make a whole pizza.' Kid: 'What's a pizza?'
Teacher: 'This lady’s got obobies that could beat a hippo.' Kid: 'What's a hippo?'