Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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a sneaky way to tell kids you're talking about a woman’s breast without them knowing

Mom: 'She’s got obobies like a mountain.' Kid: 'What's a mountain?'

Dad: 'He’s got obobies that could win a contest.' Kid: 'What's a contest?'

Teacher: 'This lady has obobies that make the moon look small.' Kid: 'What's the moon?'

2

a stupid word adults use to hide how much they like a woman’s breast

Bro: 'She’s got obobies like a cheeseburger.' Me: 'Why?' Bro: 'Just take it.'

Friend: 'That lady has obobies that could knock you out.' Me: 'Why?'

Cousin: 'He’s got obobies like a pizza.' Me: 'What's a pizza?'

3

a made-up excuse to keep kids from knowing you're talking about a woman’s breast

Dad: 'She’s got obobies that could beat up a bear.' Kid: 'What's a bear?'

Mom: 'He’s got obobies that could eat a whole cake.' Kid: 'What's a cake?'

Teacher: 'This lady has obobies that could run a marathon.' Kid: 'What's a marathon?'

4

a dumb word adults use to cover up how much they love a woman’s breast

Bro: 'She’s got obobies that could fill a lake.' Me: 'What's a lake?'

Friend: 'That guy’s got obobies like a superhero.' Me: 'What's a superhero?'

Cousin: 'He’s got obobies that could beat a dragon.' Me: 'What's a dragon?'

5

a lie adults tell kids to keep them from knowing they’re talking about a woman’s breast

Dad: 'She’s got obobies like a big sandwich.' Kid: 'What's a sandwich?'

Mom: 'He’s got obobies that could make a whole pizza.' Kid: 'What's a pizza?'

Teacher: 'This lady’s got obobies that could beat a hippo.' Kid: 'What's a hippo?'

6

a word adults use to hide how much they love a woman’s breast from kids

Bro: 'She’s got obobies that could make a whole cake.' Me: 'What's a cake?'

Friend: 'That lady’s got obobies that could knock you out.' Me: 'Why?'

Cousin: 'He’s got obobies that could beat a bear.' Me: 'What's a bear?'