obnoxious brutes
Big, loud, obnoxious guys who think they’re the center of the universe. They’re like a pizza that’s too cheesy and never stops talking.
He tried to pick up my mom at the grocery store. She told him to go home and eat a sandwich.
One of them yelled at the barista for making a mistake. The barista made him a bigger mistake.
He tried to impress my sister with his biceps. She just laughed and said, 'That’s not a muscle, that’s a sore shoulder.'