obnoxious brutes

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Buff meatheads who think they’re hot stuff and laugh at you like you’re stupid. They’re like the human version of a loud, smelly microwave.

My gym teacher’s cousin is one of these guys. He flexes every time he walks in the room.

They asked me if I was a side dish at a buffet. I said no, I was the main course.

I saw one of them try to flirt with my dog. The dog rolled over and looked at him like he was a bad sandwich.

Big, loud, obnoxious guys who think they’re the center of the universe. They’re like a pizza that’s too cheesy and never stops talking.

He tried to pick up my mom at the grocery store. She told him to go home and eat a sandwich.

One of them yelled at the barista for making a mistake. The barista made him a bigger mistake.

He tried to impress my sister with his biceps. She just laughed and said, 'That’s not a muscle, that’s a sore shoulder.'

These guys are like a broken stereo, all noise and no sense. They think they’re cool, but they’re just a bunch of sweaty, smelly troublemakers.

He tried to flirt with my grandma. She said, 'I’ve had a better life.'

One of them tried to fight my dad. My dad said, 'You’re not even a real man, you’re a gym membership.'

They tried to start a dance-off in the grocery store. The store manager called the cops.