obnoxiodad
When your dad is so annoying he makes you wish he was dead, and also makes your mom laugh at your misery.
Dad: 'I was a rockstar before you were born.' Me: 'You were a rockstar in a sock.'
Dad: 'I was cooler than your friends.' Me: 'Your friends were cooler than your brain.'
Dad: 'You're not even worth my time.' Me: 'You're not even worth my brain cells.'